How do you drive this thing?
So, I just got home and I saw in my email that Mike Nelson had left me a message on Myspace.  So, I checked it.  It said:

"I heard the monster's hate below freezing temperatures.

I imagine if someone wanted to hide something from them, a freezer would be ideal."

I thought to myself, "How very Resident Evil/Silent Hill this is!" and immediately stepped out into my kitchen.  By pure coincidence, the light bulb had burned out and nothing happened when I flicked the switch.  Scary, huh?  So, I flicked the other light on, and sure enough, the freezer was covered in a bloody handprint, various smudges, and a very creepy X.  I opened it up and found a folded, blood-soaked piece of paper.  It said:

"Paul,

I hid my weapon in the far left cabinet.  I don't think these monsters can read.  Also, the ammo is upstairs.  So the gun is useless to me.  If you are reading this, I am dead.  I have enough food down here to survive indefinitely.  I just hope the door holds up long enough for those things to pass. 

...I hope you fair better than me.

Good luck.  I wish things could have been different and...

I just wanted to say that I love you.  I just wish I could have told you in person.

Love always,

Mauren

P.S.  Last I had some ammo, I was upstairs watching The Quick and the Dead."

By this point I was totally mindblown at how awesome this was.  Anyhow, I searched through my far left cabinet, and sure enough, I found it in the far back.  Tucked away in the cabinet was everyones favorite yellow pellet gun, the Zebra II. 

Wouldn't you know, I opened up case for The Quick and the Dead and found all the pellets I could ever need.

Amazing.